Yes, indeed, I like coffee. Not just any coffee, I’ll have you know. I like coffee that’s branded. My favorite for years has been Starbucks Sumatra. Extra bold, low acid. I’d like to think that John Wayne would take one sip of my coffee and ask for something less intense. I brew it with the kind of strength that would wake a coma patient. The only weakness of Chuck Norris: my coffee.

When I’m out and about and willing to settle for the weak stuff, I lean towards the Starbucks Italian Roast cold in the can. Well, move over, Starbucks, because there’s a new can in town.

Introducing, Java Monster. Coffee + Energy. My favorite combination. As the can says, “half the caffeine of regular coffee, twice the buzz!” Me likes.